Logo

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:47

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

I've played The Outer Worlds 2, and this Xbox RPG seriously improves on its predecessor in one big way - Windows Central

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

Why should the US public listen to Lauren Boebert, the queen of hypocrisy tell us, "We need morals back in our nation" when her real-time video is the heartbeat of immoral? Why does her audio not match her video?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]